Saturday, February 26, 2011

I have been struggling

Normally, when I do one my world-famous (amongst readers of this web-blog) 'caption competitions', the winner announces itself to me without any effort on my behalf. This time, however, I have really had to 'have a think' (whilst watching back-to-back episodes of "Come Dine With Me" and eating biscuits).

Finally, however, I have come to a conclusion, and am happy to announce the winner: a "Mr Poopyhead", with the following excellently sweary caption:

"You put that fucking ribbon one inch closer to me, and I'll let out the mother of all shits right here on this table - you two motherfuckers feel me?"
We also have two runners-up, who were only narrowly beaten by the idea of a dog using the expression "you two motherfuckers feel me?".

In alphabetical order, the runners up are:

 Andy:

"Unfortunately, Celia's puppies were far from best in group". 

And Tea and Cake:

"Leave it lady, leave it."

Very strong work, all of you.

Pip "gong" Pip

NWM

2 comments:

tea and cake said...

You might have been on a train NWM, but I am now sat here, in front of the log burner, having put down my knitting (socks if you must ask) in order to write my teary acceptance speech.
oh, I forgot, there is no prize, therefore I cannot outdo Gwyneth Paltrow with the tears. hey ho.

johnnyboy said...

You'll be glad to know (perhaps), that Mr Poopyhead is none but regular reader johnnyboy (whom you may be familiar with), who participated anonymously (using his maiden name) in order not to influence the results. yes !

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