To celebrate the international release of my surprisingly original new URL (nonworkingmonkey.com), I have developed for you, my loyal and adoring readers and fans, some new items of cinematic genius inspired by evil Special K and her equally evil link.
Warning: What is to follow is what happens when you are literally non-working and spending more time than would normally be advisable in rural Quebec without a car. But do not get me wrong - this is not a bad situation! It is anything but: it is a situation that is conducive to creativity, i.e. allows me to spend up to and including an hour a day putting titles on clips from old Bollywood films. Result!!
Pip pip!
NWM
Crisps
Doctor Uncle
Dancefloor
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ha ha! Brilliant! My favorite was the "dancefloor" too!
Yep, dance floor, very closely followed by dr. uncle....were you successful in de-lifing Sting?
Very excellent: a new cinematic trilogy that surpasses the Apu films. But in the doctor film shouldn't it be "a pipe-smoking monkey" and not "a monkey smoking pipe"? (Unless of course the pipe is also a killer robot.)
Love it. Love the dancing the most.
Very funny. Love the reference to Sting (who's a cunt in no uncertain terms). Just the thing to brighten up an otherwise dull and rainy Friday. Plus the dog's just come back from the garden after having a poo,
CORRECT, dear Baron - I will be correcting it later this morning, i.e. re-shooting, editing, post-production etc etc. Keep your eyes peeled, dear man
Please - where may one purchase the soundtrack? I would like to play it for my co-workers. Repeatedly. And Loudly.
Also, is there a local boutique that carries bedazzled white jumpsuits? I have a meeting next week that is semi-formal and I think that is just the thing.
Also, also - it occurs to me that perhaps you should produce a line of fine goods for those who have not yet achieved non-working status?
Monkey president!
See, it hasn't been a week and we've got Sting insults wrapped in diabolically captioned Bollywood films. Brilliant. I love it when you're non-working.
@Baron: I'm afraid when you out-source the subtitling to the subcontinent things can get lost in translation. It's the price we must pay for Her Royal Non-Workingmonkeyness.
I like these, they are funny. The "dancefloor" one is just an empty black square though. I am sad.
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