Yes it is true; look here and you will see that over two years ago, I was quite funny. Sadly, that is no longer the case. However, it is reassuring to know that even after two years, and even with 3,500 miles distance between us, Tony Parsons is clearly still a preening cockmonkey.
In other news, I have identified a person to whom I will definitely send a poo in a box. More to follow, but suffice to say the words "Bedford Hill", "probably has a nose shaped like cock" and "what, for 75 quid a year?" are involved
That aside, I intend to change my name to Reeni Aragon-Espino in honour of the real Reeni Aragon-Espino who has little charisma, is often on the Food Network, who makes cakes on television for money and who enjoyed cracking crabs as a child.
Now I shall leave you to go and have pervo-thoughts about Dominic West who, I am happy to relate, is English (and, bizarrely, an Old Etonian) - and otherwise known as Jimmy McNulty. (If you have not seen The Wire, do not delay. Rent it today. Or buy it. Or steal it from Woolworth's before it closes down.)
That is all.
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That little.red.boat link was particularly funny. Great comments, too, but then those people are always funny as well. Must remember to offer to stack the dishwasher at the next party, although I do fear I may be in for a disappointment on that one.
If you feel you are losing the funny, it is no doubt due to the working, for the working will drain the funny right out of you. I know, for I used to be funny, too, although I have no online proof of this with which to link.
Hmm... perhaps I was not funny, merely funny-looking. People used to say I was funny... something...
dear monkey, PLEASE be reassured - you are NOT losing the funny!
not at all!
your blog is still the most entertaining thing on the internet!
You still have the funny, it's just that you no longer post every day, sigh.
I still get Tony Parsons mixed up with Tony Hawks the comedian, which is odd because most people (apparently) confuse Tony Hawks with Tony Hawk the skateboarder. Or possibly vice versa.
Are you related to Gorilla Bananas?
Minky, you are still funny. And wonderful. And a tiny bit cross. That's my favourite bit.
I have a thing about Lt. Daniels, from, like Series 2 or 3 onwards when he starts taking his shirt off. And Omar of course. Always Omar. Mmm. Oh shut up Jaywalker you lecherous old husk.
Haven't time to see The Wire as am too busy watching my Netflix backlog of Dr Who (1st and 2nd season [recent]) and MacGyver (3rd season currently). This leaves me in a bit of trouble as I tend to shout, "Damn it Mac, you might rock that mullet but Jeebus on a bicycle WHY don't you just use your sonic screwdriver? Mucking about with gum wrapper and lemons..."
yeah, you were AND STILL ARE!
Re DW, best you don't see him playing Oliver Cromwell, warts and all (including unkempt greasy locks), in The Devil's Whore. It'll put you right off.
Omar! Omar! and I would lick his warts with my rasping monkey tongue!!!
Also thank you for various kind words etc. Also I am quite irritated quite a lot of the time, but that is because I am working and working does not suit my delicate simian constitution. Fact.
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