Dining with a pathologist is always very instructive, I've been told.
Plus, I am to spend Christmas in my boyfriend's family and collecting this exact kind of casual conversation openers. (One need to prepare early for such an occasion.)
*teehee* Not as bad as me - the other day I was eating my housemates fam (vegetarian version of ham) and I folded the lovely pink thing up and commented on how it looked just like a vagina. He wasn't so interested in eating it after that .. apparently it isn't good for food to look like sexual organs.
Oh dear no, he is not bogus. I have seen his telescope. It was a cross-section of the bit of stalk that starts to bifircate into smaller stalks, each one bearing a floret.
Structure people - not palette! Personally I think my own brain probably is very broccoli-esq: small, and quite possibly a bit mushy from being over-cooked...
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I hope he doesn't harbour a secret wish to be a food critic.
Dining with a pathologist is always very instructive, I've been told.
Plus, I am to spend Christmas in my boyfriend's family and collecting this exact kind of casual conversation openers. (One need to prepare early for such an occasion.)
Many thanks to the pathologist!
*teehee*
Not as bad as me - the other day I was eating my housemates fam (vegetarian version of ham) and I folded the lovely pink thing up and commented on how it looked just like a vagina.
He wasn't so interested in eating it after that .. apparently it isn't good for food to look like sexual organs.
ha! he's bogus! a broccoli stalk looks nothing like a brain stem.
now, cauliflower....
Oh dear no, he is not bogus. I have seen his telescope. It was a cross-section of the bit of stalk that starts to bifircate into smaller stalks, each one bearing a floret.
Why, that's... that's... pathological.
/gets coat
well mabe if tha brain is mildewed...
Structure people - not palette! Personally I think my own brain probably is very broccoli-esq: small, and quite possibly a bit mushy from being over-cooked...
My brain is like a bowl of mashed turnip. Fact.
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