We took photographs, of course, and not just of coffee and biscuits. Oh no. We saw some other things. Things that inspire me to run a prize-free competition:
QUESTION ONE: Which Cup Of Coffee Did I Prefer, And Why?
QUESTION TWO: What Kind Of Fucking Idiot Finds This Sort Of Thing Funny, When It Clearly Is Not?
QUESTION THREE: Doesn't This Plate Of Vegetables (a.k.a. My Lunch) Look Nice?
QUESTION FOUR: Which Of These Questions Is Hypothetical?
a. (1)
b. (2)
c. (3)
d. (4)
Clue: it's probably not d. (4)
No prizes, of course. Just to pleasure of knowing I thought your answer was best.
Pip pip!
12 comments:
Are these chocolates handmade, I wonder ?
No. Blown.
Oh my god, I can't think this much on a Sunday but here goes;
1. The hobbit one.
2. Ann Widdecombe.
3. Grilled Broccoli?
4. Spanner.
Very fucking close, my friend. Very close.
1. Well, personally I like a smaller cup of coffee, but I like the fact that the larger one comes with a little glass of water, that's a nice touch. But the biscuit on the other one is huge, which is a bonus. Or maybe it just looks big because the coffee is smaller. So, I'm torn.
2. I'm not sure I have an answer for you on that one.
3. Yes
Have I won yet?
Okay, let me try again. I'm determined to win zilch.
1. I share anxious's conflictions. But I'll plump with the top one because that waffle looks massive. It is a waffle? Or is it a coaster?
2. Chavs find those things funny. And Ann Widdecombe.
3. That's a lot of veg, but again I ask - grilled broccoli?
4. Um...1?
yes
no
no
yes grilled brocholli em em em
hahaha chocolate willies!!!
Ooh, I love free prizes! Oh... oh, nevermind. Here goes anyway:
1. The second one because it is on a silver platter and you are a discerning Non-workingmonkey accustomed to only the finest things in life. [I'm getting this prize by any means necessary. Oh, right. Nevermind again.]
2. JonnyB.
3. Pretty to look at, yes.
4. e) All of the above?
1- the samll coffee comes with a waffle ironed poo and the big coffee comes with a shot of vodka- so both?!
2- Johnnyb
3- yes- do you now have the runs?
4- the willy one.
my thunder has been stolen, as in:
a)the one that comes with the vodka shot
b) JonnyB
c)No
d)2
but I will not let having no chance of winning prevent me from taking part.
Beth wins. Well done Beth!!
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