Friday, July 27, 2007

Day 380: I Receive A Radish From A Pathologist

This gigantic radish (the photograph you see here is approximately 1/6th of its real size) was grown and hand-tooled by a self-haircutting veterinary pathologist (and finalist in the Quebec version of Jeopardy).

Owner of two kayaks and five degrees, wildlife lover, expert of both Brazilian drumming and specialist canaries, maker of very fine hand-made chocolates and terraces, he occasionally holds my hand and pats me on the head like a small child.























The face of the radish is based on the pathologist's own face. "Better funny and kind", MonkeyMother used to say, sipping straight from the bottle, "handsome and intelligent aren't nearly as important. And anyway, beggars can't be choosers!"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

The face of the radish is based on the pathologist's own face.

And the hair ... I trust the pathologist has more hair - and why is the radish wearing a CD?

Anonymous said...

Did the pathologist have a stroke at some point?

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Indigo: he has more hair than me. The radish has to be held up. He has a weak neck after his stroke.

Muffy: No. But the radish did.

Anonymous said...

handsome bugger...

Anonymous said...

it's scary witch craft!

Anonymous said...

NWM

Although the radish is a leetel disturbing, I thought it was high time that I delurked (from my perch in the African jungle) to say how much I love your blog. Tis my favourite.

Enjoy le weekend dear monkey.

JJ

ChloƩ said...

Hand made chocolate sounds yummy.

I'm afraid I can't comment on the rest of the post, for my brain froze over "hand made chocolate" and didn't seem to be willing to register anything more past that sentence.

Anonymous said...

I'm very worried about the size of fruit and veg in the Canada. Is it all GM? Will you be safe there? Can you buy organic milk and other stuff? Or is it just the pathologist carrying out a devilish experiment?

Anonymous said...

his hairdo is sensational!

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