Thursday, February 15, 2007

Day 219: I Look At Painted Cats

People actually do this. With their own hands. And their own cats. Maybe they do it with cats belonging to other people as well; I couldn't say for sure.










17 comments:

Miss Tickle said...

I am terrified!

You will now be invited to join catbloggers. (If you have not already.) Be warned.

Birchsprite said...

How on earth do they get them to stay still long enough?

logblogman said...

Sometimes I wish I had a cat to paint. Sometimes I wish I had arms with which to paint the cat I do not have. Sadly I have neither, for I am LogBlogMan, half man, half log. No arms. No cat.

lucy pepper said...

what colourful hairballs they must cough up, poor blighters.

Z said...

If you dislike cats it would be vastly amusing to insult them in this way, as they believe they are dignified animals. A dog has no such illusions about itself, so would join in the joke.

Camera Obscura said...

Monkeyfans -- the book is a hoax, a follow-up to Why Cats Paint which is also a hoax.

Jimmy Page's Trousers said...

Hoax or no, that clown-faced cat is the stuff of nightmares. Evil at the best of times, there is no call to make a cat look so fiendish.

Get thee behind me you feline Mephistopheles. Begone Lucifer Felidae. I fear it will visit my dreams and whisper corruption to me.

I like the one with the bloke painted on its arse though.

DrF said...

A hoax! damn. I was having such creative thoughts involving those little hair-dye packets they sell at Boots, and the chihuahua next door...

Mr Farty said...

That is wrong on so many levels. lol

H said...

How about painting Good Home Wanted on your Monster? You never know.....

fwengebola said...

I got that email. It's doing the rounds. Poor bastard cats.

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Dear everyone,

LogBlogMan - you can be my new best friend.

Everyone else - yes, but wasn't it an awfully good joke? I like the Charlie Chaplin one best, as it goes, although the last one has a certain ...charm.

Fwengebola - you know that thing they do with models and that when they make their legs longer and take off their spots with a magic computer pen? They did that, but with cats. That sort of thing. But I think you know that, you scamp!

I love you all.

PS The words "poor bastard" and "cats" in close proximity make no sense.

PPS - H - not a bad idea as it goes, and also slightly cruel, therefore a good idea.

tea and cake said...

They wouldn't, no couldn't *gasp* do that to Monkeys! Could they?

Morgan said...

That's a big bowl of wrong, alright. Especially that last one. I'll be having nightmares for WEEKS.

Jimmy Page's Trousers said...

Charlie Chaplin... That's who it's meant to be. I didn't get it. But then, I'm not used to seeing him painted around a cat's anus.

Clare said...

Wow. I'm lost for words.

I want a cat.

Pam said...

Scary scary scary.

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