- Penhaligon's 'gift fragrance oils' (3 pack) do not improve with age.
- You can't do much with miniature postcards of Czech saints, even WITH their English names scribbled in pencil across the back.
- I am never going to use:
- the matching crystal envelope opener and magnifying glass in padded blue silken box
- the packet of Barbapapa stickers
- the family of finger puppet rabbits
- a brooch (approx. 6 x 3 cms) of a lopsided monkey in a fez with the face of Coluche - Some pens last forever: Bic Crystal, Staedler Permanent Felt Tip.
- I could, tomorrow morning (stamps permitting), send:
- 25 birthday cards,
- 30 blank cards feat. 17th century tulips, etc
- c. 100 postcards of EITHER art OR kittens and puppies. - I have enough loose change to buy an egg and cress sandwich in the early 90s.
- I have 7 padlocks.
- According to an unpaid bill from 2005, I owe my therapist 300 quid.
- I really like a) paperclips; b) tiny clothespegs; c) staples; d) old cheque books.
- The inside of my head looks like this:
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
List Of Things I Have Learnt While Clearing Out My Desk And Filing Cabinet In Readiness For Transatlantic Move
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