Thursday, May 31, 2012

Oh good God

SHRIEK SHRIEK etc, so much to write about and so I will, the words spurting from my monkey fingers like chocolate from a fountain at a second-rate wedding somewhere in a banqueting hall in Laval.

Topicks will include things I am for and things I am against.

For: 

  • Gel/shellac manicures (and pedicures)
  • Technological products created by the Apple Corporation of America
  • France, where I will be from Sunday for two weeks (on a "holiday")
  • Reality TV
  • Impending unemployment
  • Having clothes made by a lady in Shanghai 
  • Stealing ideas from Belgian Waffle
  • Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table 
  • Deborah, Duchess of Devonshire's memoirs 

Against: 

  • Dell computers
  • BlackBerries
  • Use of word "curated" by people who couldn't pick a decent-looking ham sandwich if it bit them on the arse, let alone have the right to posit themselves as experts with the god-given right to 'curate' which pieces of journalism/nude accessories/bell jars with fucking plants in them etc I am to be exposed to
  • Sting (plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose)
  • The Royal Bank of Scotland
OK more to come on these topicks and more. 

In the meantime I remain, in this as in all weathers, 

NWM


2 comments:

Megan said...

I remain outwardly stoic but inwardly gutted that Pam Mitford didn't write a memoir in which she exposed her relationship with her Aga (which, so I understood, exactly matched the blue of her eyes). I suppose Deborah will do.

Tired Dad said...

Now then. Is this you back is it? Because that would be ok.

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