SHRIEK SHRIEK etc, so much to write about and so I will, the words spurting from my monkey fingers like chocolate from a fountain at a second-rate wedding somewhere in a banqueting hall in Laval.
Topicks will include things I am for and things I am against.
For:
Against:
Topicks will include things I am for and things I am against.
For:
- Gel/shellac manicures (and pedicures)
- Technological products created by the Apple Corporation of America
- France, where I will be from Sunday for two weeks (on a "holiday")
- Reality TV
- Impending unemployment
- Having clothes made by a lady in Shanghai
- Stealing ideas from Belgian Waffle
- Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table
- Deborah, Duchess of Devonshire's memoirs
Against:
- Dell computers
- BlackBerries
- Use of word "curated" by people who couldn't pick a decent-looking ham sandwich if it bit them on the arse, let alone have the right to posit themselves as experts with the god-given right to 'curate' which pieces of journalism/nude accessories/bell jars with fucking plants in them etc I am to be exposed to
- Sting (plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose)
- The Royal Bank of Scotland
OK more to come on these topicks and more.
In the meantime I remain, in this as in all weathers,
NWM
2 comments:
I remain outwardly stoic but inwardly gutted that Pam Mitford didn't write a memoir in which she exposed her relationship with her Aga (which, so I understood, exactly matched the blue of her eyes). I suppose Deborah will do.
Now then. Is this you back is it? Because that would be ok.
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