Friday, April 01, 2011

I write a shopping list

I am weeks - if not days - from being "landed" by the Canadian government. When I am landed, I can explain what I have been doing these last few months; until then, you will have to do with shopping lists emailed from a covert location in the old bit of Montreal.

Things that I need from the shop to cook with:
  • Low fat beef mince or turkey mince
  • Gay buns
  • Salady shit
  • Sweet potato shit
  • Greek yoghurt shit
  • A lot of stewing steak not in a piece in chunks
  • Pancetta in a cubetti
  • Carrots in a bag
  • Cheap red wine like tramps drink
  • An orange
  • The lady of echalottes, in a bag
  • Tin of tomatoes, oh yeah
  • Beetroot, ready cooked ok, 200g
  • 2 packets cooking choc, for me, I need 250g
  • Eggies in a box
  • Baking powder
  • Sugar I need a bag of it
  • What about some apples, let’s have some of them
  • And some pears in a tin.

    Delicious.

    2 comments:

    punxxi said...

    i always have fun with my shopping lists, and then i eave them in the cart(trolly) for someone else to find.

    monkeymother said...

    But you've forgotten cock-ring - or do you only write that on my shopping lists?

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