This time, a lady of around my age (i.e. 41) is chewing gum with her mouth open. I am at least 15 feet away, but I can hear her every chew. I have a strong urge to set fire to her handbag.
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What's goin' on here then? New blog posts is it? Yeah? FACKIN' LOOKS LIKE IT AN' ALL.
No no. That is MY favourite comment. You are a "thief" of lines stolen from Modern Toss. SHIT ON IT. (Another ref., obv but good, no?)
No. Not been a fan of the Friday Night thing to be honest. I have a bonkers family of my own.
The handbag. Does it smoulder?
Come now, get on with it, Ms. Monkey. You must be a duel citizen by now. We (and I do not use this in the royal sense) are bored and need more scribblings from your delicate monkey fingers.
yeah....still on the train? sweet jebus....
She has been arrested by the authorities for arson.
FREE THE MONKEY!!!
Is this train going to fugging Afghanistan or something, Monkey has been gone AGES!!!!
Should we send out a search party?
Ali x
Alive but busy. Cannot explain. Wrangling with Canadian Government. Thank you for your concern in these difficult times. I am in good health.
Ahhh, dueling citizenships are going the full fifteen rounds, then?
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