You may write a caption if you wish for that, as I know only too well, is a "formatte" you know and love already. But really, I wish to know what it is that the dog has just said and/or done. Come on. You know you can do it.
As ever, there is a prize, but it is not a prize of a thing; it is simply the reward of knowing you are judged as "the beste" by me, NWM, arbiter of style and highly-qualified judge of what is and isn't funny.
OK here goes.
Winners announced next Monday evening (EST). I will be freshly relaxed from a weekend in a shack without internet or hot running water but WITH gigantic sauna, wine and people we like.
Good luck!!!
Pip "Man o' the Woods" Pip
NWM
P.S. Read this blog called Colonel Knowledge.
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*SIGH* I shall now have to hunt down and have harsh words with Colonel Knowledge. It's just impolite to live in my neck of the woods and have a blog that is at least a gillion times better than mine.
No, I won't give the puppy my ribbon! I won't! I won't! I won't! Mummy said *I* was her #1 puppy. I am ace, puppy; you are shit! Also, I shall take this sign away with me as well.
Why won't anyone look at me? Hello?
"Stick that on me, you patronising git, and I'll have your hand off."
They told me there were great jobs in Quebec for a good-looking bitch...
With his fine golden hair Rex was a shoe-in for best puppy, he felt sorry for the runner's up though.
I actually made several teary-eyed snorting sounds. As a result I may never write anything ever again ever and just, like, sulk? You know? For ever.
In the land of the blind (well he did buy that suit) the one-eyed dog is king.
And, oh yes, Colonel Knowedge.
Yes, I did make that "sculpture" you just stepped in...
Man: "Oh! Now where did that best puppy go?"
Woman: "Best puppy my arse. Good dog, Rover."
Rover: "Tasted feckin' rubbish. Next time give me ketchup."
"Unfortunately, Celia's puppies were far from best in group."
Pokey pokey in the whiskers
'Leave it, lady. Leave it!'
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