I announce a winner

Regular readers will be aware that I recently offered up caption competition.  In the photograph, Michael Douglas - with a tiny shrunken head - gurned from behind the gorged fizzogs of Ms Catherine "Shirley" Zeta-Jones and Ms Angelina "She's So" Jolie, creating an image, if ever there was one, that could never be complete without a caption supplied by my adoring readers and/or fans.

As usual, the quality (and number!) of entrants was high, reminding me - yet again - that the vast majority of my regular readers and/or fans are of above-average intelligence, and have faces.   You may read the various entries for yourself in the comments box below the original post. You may disagree with my choice, but I suspect you will not. 

The winner is Xtreme English, and here is her caption: 

oboy! i'm not dead yet!!

What's not to like?

Pip pip!

NWM