Monday, January 17, 2011

I run another caption competition

Regular readers will be aware that I am fond of caption competitions. This year, I intend to continue my fondness and I therefore I offer you, as a special January treat, this photograph of Michael Douglas; as you can see, it it is simply screaming out for a caption:





















































I look forward to receiving your 'entries' which should, as ever, be 'inserted' in the comments box below.  There is, as ever, no prize; just the knowledge that you are, for that glancing second, the funniest person I know.

Good luck!

Pip pip

NWM

21 comments:

Thesaurus said...

"Yo, yo, MC Micky D got me sum hott laydeez in da house. Y'all want sum of what I got."

Lola said...

Hang on a sec with the camera, I'll goose 'em for ya

Lucy P said...

Last night at the Golden Globes was the first public outing since the revelation that Mr Zeta Jones is a man in lifelong drag... as is all too evident what with the boner Mr Zeta Jones has under his dress for the lovely Mrs. Pitt. Mr Douglas tried to pull focus from the boner.

(the dress,THE DRESS!)

JonnyB said...

"I see dead people..."

the exile said...

which one of you is cognac's daughter?

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

You are all doing EXTREMELY well. Please keep it up. I will be announcing the winner at the end of the week.

Exile. Can't breathe. Laughing too much.

Prong Two said...

"WhooooooWeeee! This is EXACTLY why the Lord gave us Rohypnol!"

or

"Those contrasting shades of green are going to look dazzling all cut up on my cellar floor!"

Ben Southgate said...

The guests enjoyed an unusual menu including beef jerky nestled between ripe melons.

Ariel said...

Tits, arse, male Botox, then a draught. Enter Michael Douglas. Snap.

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Increasingly impressive. Ariel, you are one point ahead already with the "Snap."

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

I have just looked at the photograph and am laughing and laughing, even without a caption. Also, I am not drunk. Amazingly.

Curry Queen said...

Guess which one of us is playing Zaphod Beeblebrox in her next movie?

ploppyhead said...

I've got no pants on !

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Ploppyhead. Your name is astonishing. Congratulations.

Tired Dad said...

Miniature Ageing Scientist Celebrates After Completing Phases 1 & 2 of Operation 'Unconvincing Glam-o-Bot'.

Rob Falconer said...

OK, Angelina, grab one ball each

punxxi said...

What do you mean the world is out of Botox?

Xtreme English said...

oboy! i'm not dead yet!!

Lord Philth said...

"Ow, ow, ow. Let go! Pleeeeeeeeeeease!"

Anonymous said...

Pop Larkin never did approve of Mariette's choice of tango partners.

Anonymous said...

CZJ is saying no I haven't got hairy arms, how nice of you to notice.

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