Regular readers will be aware that I am fond of caption competitions. This year, I intend to continue my fondness and I therefore I offer you, as a special January treat, this photograph of Michael Douglas; as you can see, it it is simply screaming out for a caption:
I look forward to receiving your 'entries' which should, as ever, be 'inserted' in the comments box below. There is, as ever, no prize; just the knowledge that you are, for that glancing second, the funniest person I know.
Good luck!
Pip pip
NWM
Monday, January 17, 2011
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21 comments:
"Yo, yo, MC Micky D got me sum hott laydeez in da house. Y'all want sum of what I got."
Hang on a sec with the camera, I'll goose 'em for ya
Last night at the Golden Globes was the first public outing since the revelation that Mr Zeta Jones is a man in lifelong drag... as is all too evident what with the boner Mr Zeta Jones has under his dress for the lovely Mrs. Pitt. Mr Douglas tried to pull focus from the boner.
(the dress,THE DRESS!)
"I see dead people..."
which one of you is cognac's daughter?
You are all doing EXTREMELY well. Please keep it up. I will be announcing the winner at the end of the week.
Exile. Can't breathe. Laughing too much.
"WhooooooWeeee! This is EXACTLY why the Lord gave us Rohypnol!"
or
"Those contrasting shades of green are going to look dazzling all cut up on my cellar floor!"
The guests enjoyed an unusual menu including beef jerky nestled between ripe melons.
Tits, arse, male Botox, then a draught. Enter Michael Douglas. Snap.
Increasingly impressive. Ariel, you are one point ahead already with the "Snap."
I have just looked at the photograph and am laughing and laughing, even without a caption. Also, I am not drunk. Amazingly.
Guess which one of us is playing Zaphod Beeblebrox in her next movie?
I've got no pants on !
Ploppyhead. Your name is astonishing. Congratulations.
Miniature Ageing Scientist Celebrates After Completing Phases 1 & 2 of Operation 'Unconvincing Glam-o-Bot'.
OK, Angelina, grab one ball each
What do you mean the world is out of Botox?
oboy! i'm not dead yet!!
"Ow, ow, ow. Let go! Pleeeeeeeeeeease!"
Pop Larkin never did approve of Mariette's choice of tango partners.
CZJ is saying no I haven't got hairy arms, how nice of you to notice.
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