I have given up on my attempts to attract a literary agent using photographs of cats, but that is not to say that I am not keen to exploit one of the two cats with whom I share my home (and fleas) for the purposes of comedy, particularly when she (Corndog) is old, fat and prone to watching television.
Here is Corndog:
"What was she watching? We cannot bear the suspense any longer, etc!". It is OK. I can hear your enthusiastic cries. Yes, loyal readers and/or fans, Corndog was watching - no word of a lie - The Vanilla Ice Project.* (I urge you to click on the link. You will not regret it for one second, and you will almost certainly find yourself making a face very much like Corndog's.)
Pip "Ice Ice Baby" Pip
NWM
Coming soon: I suggest a new format for Come Dine With Me, featuring blind people and helper monkeys
Disclaimer: if you are already wisely following me on Twitter, I cannot hide the fact that I am enthusiastically recycling informations, photographs etc. Still, not much is happening and I need all the help I can get
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
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6 comments:
Might I enquire just what she's doing with her paws?
My son started his sex education lessons at school last week and came home asking what a 'corndog' was. If ONLY I'd known it was your cat, I would have been spared an excruciating half hour working out that he was talking about condoms.
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I think there needs to be much, much more of Corndog. Also possibly (viz Alison Cross above) a short explanation on just how this cat acquired that name?
I have been too frightened to watch Vanilla Ice bling up houses. I tend to think that someone's eye is going to get gouged out when he does the white-guy-rapper-stabby-fingers thing.
Wendy. They are dangling in horror.
Alison - am shrieking. Had NO IDEA that a corndog was also a condom. (Oh God. Is it?)
Megan - Corndog is magnificent in ways I cannot describe. She was named by my husband's very funny ex with whom we share jointcatcustody. It is very civilised, for the sake of the cats. I will tell you how she was found one day. Then you will be sorry
Best. Photo. Ever.
Glad to see Corndog's in charge of the remotes. King of the Hill right there.
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