Ladies under 45: Long, slightly tousled, choppy fringe or unspecified 'short'
Ladies over 45: Crop with frondy bits dyed dark black/purple or blonde helmet head.
But the men! The men I am most often in contact with in France (don't ask) have shaved heads and bustling beards. Some of the older gentlemen have nondescript short hair; this type of thing is mercifully rare...
...As is this mother-and-daughters trio o' mullets spotted in the Louvre 2 summers ago. (They were not French, so they don't really count but still - wouldn't YOU want to find an excuse to post a photograph of three ladies with matching mullets?)
But yesterday, whilst lunching with the incomparable Belgian Waffle, I began to detect what can only be described as "a pattern". Here is a man I saw in Paris two years ago:
And here is a man dear Waffle and I saw yesterday, captured on my SpyCam, and enabled by two glasses of wine. You will note with interest that the texture of his hair matches his collar exactly - the kind of attention to fashion-detail we have come to expect of our French cousins. (The temptation to nestle in his curls was almost overwhelming. Waffle says she did not want to lick them, but I do not think she was telling the truth.)
On that note, I must leave you. I have only two more nights in Paris before I must leave, propelled into the loving arms of my husband and simple-minded (but enthusiastic!) parents.
Pip "Curly" Pip
NWM


4 comments:
For a moment, I thought yer second man was Colin Firth in his Bridget Jones incarnation.
Have a lovely time over the festive period, and seasonal cliches to you and yours.
Nah, they're both more like Mungojerry, with extra added gormless seedy seventiesness.
God speed NWM! Enjoy!
I think that may be my favourite blog title of the year.
Mungojerry - spot on! But with a certain je ne sais quoi if you ask me.
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