Monday, December 20, 2010

I wonder at the hair of France

It is not the first time I have wondered about the hair of France. There seems to be a coiffeur on every corner of every street in Paris, and yet the hairstyles seem to come in only four varieties:

Ladies under 45: Long, slightly tousled, choppy fringe or unspecified 'short'
Ladies over 45: Crop with frondy bits dyed dark black/purple or blonde helmet head.

But the men! The men I am most often in contact with in France (don't ask) have shaved heads and bustling beards. Some of the older gentlemen have nondescript short hair; this type of thing is mercifully rare...







































...As is this mother-and-daughters trio o' mullets spotted in the Louvre 2 summers ago. (They were not French, so they don't really count but still - wouldn't YOU want to find an excuse to post a photograph of three ladies with matching mullets?)





























But yesterday, whilst lunching with the incomparable Belgian Waffle, I began to detect what can only be described as "a pattern".   Here is a man I saw in Paris two years ago:






































And here is a man dear Waffle and I saw yesterday, captured on my SpyCam, and enabled by two glasses of wine.  You will note with interest that the texture of his hair matches his collar exactly - the kind of attention to fashion-detail we have come to expect of our French cousins.  (The temptation to nestle in his curls was almost overwhelming. Waffle says she did not want to lick them, but I do not think she was telling the truth.)




On that note, I must leave you. I have only two more nights in Paris before I must leave, propelled into the loving arms of my husband and simple-minded (but enthusiastic!) parents. 

Pip "Curly" Pip

NWM

4 comments:

Lola said...

For a moment, I thought yer second man was Colin Firth in his Bridget Jones incarnation.

Have a lovely time over the festive period, and seasonal cliches to you and yours.

Nellig said...

Nah, they're both more like Mungojerry, with extra added gormless seedy seventiesness.

God speed NWM! Enjoy!

economy custard said...

I think that may be my favourite blog title of the year.

Anonymous said...

Mungojerry - spot on! But with a certain je ne sais quoi if you ask me.

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