Wednesday, July 07, 2010

I run a caption competition

There is no physical prize - only the glory of winning. You may "insert" your captions in the comments box; on Saturday evening, I shall take strong drink and pick the winner.

15 comments:

Beleaguered Squirrel said...

"Look at my new badge!"
"You... are... a... quat. Is that like a cross between a quim and a twat?"

punxxi said...

Looks like the FCPWCHOH has neglected to trim up lately.

JonnyB said...

Despite enthusiastic marketing, business was slow at Montreal's new 'Monkey Boy' funeral parlour.

tea and cake said...

'Yep, our secret wedding photos are now available!'

Megan said...

Those who had been preparing for the zombie invasion realized too late that they had fatally underestimated the doom the earth was facing.

Anonymous said...

"All right Nick old chap, you can have Wales and Northern Ireland, I'll take care of the rest - yeah ?"

Icy Mt. said...

"I've stolen her fez, drank all her absinthe, smoked her pipe clean and now dressed her up like a boy. If you ever want to see her alive again..."
P.S.
Megan, I speak clown and that badge says "You are a cutie."

Beleaguered Squirrel said...

Ah yes, of course.
(I'm not Megan though)

Beleaguered Squirrel said...

"You're my wife now."

JonnyB said...

Climate sceptics declare first annual conference a success.

Megan said...

JonnyB for the WIN! [nb - this is not a caption but an admiring comment]

And IcyMt - I absolutely needed that clarifying as I was baffled. Honestly. It's a sad, sad thing. [also not a caption but a clarifying statement of thanks]

Gadfly said...

Something, something Wayne Rooney.
Something, something Dark Side.

Mr Angry said...

Monkey Boy was happy, even though the Make A Wish Foundation clearly hadn't secured the real Ronald McDonald.

Sam said...

Vogue's new policy of using non-airbrushed photographs of Lily Cole and Naomi Campbell doesn't go down well.

Alison Cross said...

Gazza and Wayne Rooney pictured on a quiet night out by Hello! magazine

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