Cast:
Mr Finger: The finger of the French-Canadian veterinary research histopathologist to whom I am 'married', dislocated (and popped back) during a violent gardening accident
The Voice of Mr Finger: Me, except that is not the voice I use when for e.g. buying oranges or doing a meeting.
Mr Joe: Dear friend and medical genius, who, upon seeing the grossly disfigured digit some months after the violent gardening accident, gave an on-the-spot diagnosis and treatment programme in the Coach and Horses, Romilly Street
The finger is now nearly cured after a few months of special braces and exercises during which, as you can see, Mr Finger's face becomes bright red with exertion.
Pip pip!
NWM
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No, I think you've really lost it this time.
What is "it"? And I think the word you seek is "yes!!!!" not "no'. Think about it. You know I'm right.
All of the exercises look kind of similar. Are there more than three?
The differences are not clear to human eyes. You need to be a finger to understand.
Here's the link you need
http://festival.sundance.org/2010/
Good luck with the awards and I look forward to seeing it on the big screen next year.
The blue outfit quite suits Mr Finger. Is that a cummerbund round his...knuckle?
Awesome, Expat. At least you understand me. Mr Farty, the blue outfit is the Mr Finger's latest outfit - it is the lightest (and last) of the three braces he has had to wear over the last few months. He wasn't nearly that agile when he was in plaster.
*starts dialling the sanitorium* I think they'll need the 'special jacket' for you this time NWM....
That short film is a searing vision of the wounds our century has inflicted on traditional masculinity. It's positively Vonnegutesque.
Heh heh.
I liked this lot. But I’m curious – do you voice the opinions of the veterinary research histopathologists’ other body parts?
I like the insane bird-voice and think you should adopt it for long meetings.
I see on Twitter that Canada had an earthquake about four hours ago (ie about 19:00 British Summer Time, Wednesday 23 June) so I came over here to see if you'd experienced it. A bit unusual, non? earthquake in Canada?
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