I think you are going to like it a lot. Today: how to completely demotivate everyone around you by focusing on negative detail like an insecure cockmonkey.
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- Chairsimian of the International Non-Working Movement, Est. Brixton Hill, 2006
5 comments:
I loved this one! Is my old boss to a T, the moronic buffoon! Thank you, thank you, v funny indeed.
My favourite bit is :"it is very boring and obvious".
I made him say this more times than I should have.
Miss Tickle, this sounds desperate. Was he nice too? Were you secretly in the love with him?
Johnners. Hoorah! They are the same all over the world, the bad bosses. In this case, they are all condensed into a bear with an eyepatch. Oh well.
"insecure cockmonkey"
Oh, delicious monkey, you make me smile quietly to myself (I must as I am only spiritually non-working). Can you please make a recording of this phrase with your monkey voice and post it here? I would love to play it surreptitiously at critical moments.
My voice is magical and like the sound of a thousand rasping saws, so I am not sure you would be able to cope. I'll have a think.
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