Monday, February 08, 2010

I offer you another hypothetical fight

This time, with pictures only; you may write your answer in the comments box. (I have decided that poll mechanisms are very early-February 2010.)
















































You may also like to spend a few minutes wondering what would happen if Mr Clean got in a fight with Mr Muscle.

Up to you. As you wish.

10 comments:

Baron d'Ormesan said...

I think that Mr Clean and Barry Scott the Cillit Bang man would both be so enraged that the other had copied his clothes that each would concentrate on the other first: they would slug it out until both collapsed exhausted. Then the slappy chap (who looks a champion lurker and would therefore have been able to keep out of the way) would step in with his instruments and claim victory. He would win even if the other two ganged up on him because a) he could entangle one of them in his apron while dealing with the other, b) he's got two weapons and c) he's the only one who could call for reinforcements if necessary.

MissT said...

I once worked with a man who used to be the honey monster. His partner was the man who used to be Mr Muscle. I like this a lot.

I wonder if the outcome of the above fight would be in any way influenced by the presence of facial hair?

Megan said...

Hmmm.... Billy Mays is dead which, I have to say, probably gives him a slight handicap. The slap chop man is so inherently annoying that just looking at his smirking face makes me want to slap chop him something vicious - not sure if that's a strength or a weakness. Basically as I've never seen the Cillit BANG man I'm going to back him right up to the semis and then go with the animated Mr Clean for the win.

mondraussie said...

Seriously? That first guy is really and truly called the "slap chop" man.. talk about suggestive selling, like megan, i have an overwhelming urge to slap him in the chops right now..

The truth is I've never seen any of these guys before, on spanish television we have a different Cillit Bang man, who frankly is a bit of a dweeb, so I'll have to go on looks alone.. Slap Chop man looks devious, he'd probably cheat (or at the very least, pinch) so i'll vote for him...

Tracy Lynn said...

Mr Clean, all the way. And I am going to have to go with the first guy, since he actually got into a fight with a prostitute when she bit his nose, so I think he has the killer instinct.

tim (m) said...

Billy Mays for the win.

May his invisible man in the sky get so annoyed with him that he sends him back to us bigger, louder and with lots more random crap to sell.

Eleanor Robson said...

No. Just no. These pictures have bothered me all day. I would rather see the return of Marguerite Potluck's most unlucky pot, thank you.

Can I say guinea-pig again please?

Kelivnator said...

Jesus, that last guy is the most hirsute gentleman in this universe and the next!

monkeymother said...

I think, after five series playing McNulty in The Wire, as well as playing Cromwell in The Devil's Whore, Slap Chop is an obvious winner in every respect.

King Monkeypants said...

Slap Chop is the only one of the bunch carrying a weapon (though I suppose Cillit Bang would really sting the eyes). If we're talking fisticuffs, Billy Mays, dead or alive, wins the day. He's got Chuck Norris written all over his beard.

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