No suprises, fans: after yesterday's breathtakingly exciting series of polls, we have some answers that merely confirm what we already know to be true, namely that Sting is a twat and that cake is important.
1. Who would win in a fight: KitKat or Crunchie?
Crunchie wins simply because, I imagine, and as my Belgian friend suggests, Crunchies are harder. (I do not know what would happen if you put Crunchie up against a catering pack of Bendicks Bittermints, however.)
2. What's better, peas or carrots?
As of today (Sunday 7th February, 4.37pm Montreal time), peas have a slight lead over carrots. Someone has, however, ticked the 'other' box without specifying which vegetable they believe is better than both the mighty pea and the magnificent carrot. Strange.
3. Who is the biggest bellend?
Obviously, Sting wins by a clear and healthy margin. But again, there have been three votes for 'other', without any names being given. Mysterious.
4. Gerbils or Hamsters?
Clear win by the mighty hamster, but a beffudling number of votes for 'other' - other rodents? Other biscuits? Who can tell.
5. Who's your favourite, me or the cat?
Happily, I win, but 'the cat' and 'other' get enough votes for me to think my popularity is on the wane. A concern.
6. More likely to effect the world's socio-economic health
Worryingly, you, my loyal readers and fans, clearly believe that 'no cake' would have a more detrimental effect on the world's socio-ecomic health than 'no tractors'. What you may not have realised is that without tractors, it would be a lot more difficult to get cakes. Not impossible, but more difficult. Food for thought!
Coming soon: I consider the source of my indigestion.
Pip pip!
NWM
PS you may enjoy Sexy Execs. I know I did.
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4 comments:
I said guinea-pig! But I think the poll thingy ate my comment.
Thank you for your honesty, Elle. It is greatly appreciated.
Also, how does one spell 'beffudling'? 'befuddling'? 'beffuddling?" I think the second one, but need confirmation.
i also said guinea pig.. and i think it's befuddling... glad to hear that you managed to beat the cat!
I knew it was going to be close, the thing with you and the cat, but I had faith you would win in the end. Also, I selected other several times and filled in my alternative every time, so I shall hereby point the finger of scoff at the poll thingy.
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