"In a lot of ways, you're just throwing a party with Windows 7 as an honoured guest."
Watch it all. It is worth it.
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Are they Satanists ? They sure look like Satanists. And/or swingers.
Americans are SOOOO scary sometimes...
It is the casual camerawork that is making me believe it is really fun.
Was that an ironic or un-ironic or semi-ironic use of the ‘rock’ hand gesture?
Also, does Windows 7 have a drunk-girl-crying-in-kitchen “activity”? Or couple-bickering-in-hall “function”? Will these be released as software patches?
Windows 7 Party activities:
Ice breaker. Stop your guests at the door. Require them to ask to come in. Allow them three steps before saying, amusingly, 'are you SURE you want to come in?' Repeat.
Refreshments. Carefully prepare several trays of food. Hide each tray in a different location, then let the merriment ensue as guests attempt to figure out where the vol au vents are. Under no circumstances place a tray on a table, in a refrigerator, or anywhere near a food preparation area. Bonus activity - using polymer clay, sawdust and glue and other common household items, construct 'food' for your guests and serve. Be sure to express surprise and annoyance if guests complain that this food is not what they wanted and is not actually edible.
End of Evening. Entire group but one suddenly falls to the floor completely insensible. Remaining guest must telephone the south-east asian nation of their choice and ask a random stranger for advice in reviving the party. Points are deducted for any resuscitated individual still capable of simple flash card recognition tests.
I take it that "It is worth it' is part of some fiendish monkey plot to reduce all her loyal followers to mindless pawns/henchpeople in order to take over the world (and why not?). That is 6 minutes 14 seconds of my life I shall never recover, thank you very much, watching the preparations for an amalgam of the worst sort of work-related do with an appalling, supposedly social party. No wonder they all had a large drink at the end.
The only good aspect was that for some reason the next Youtube link was The Knights of the Round Table, Lego Style.
Listen up, people, you LOVE it. Do not pretend you don't.
Oh. My. God. Such offensively patronising twaddle.
Please tell me people are not really doing this. I mean, this wouldn't be voluntarily-entered-into fun for any sentient human being, right? It's a piss-take, yes?
Megan and LutraLutra, you made me giggle. And then I winked at the camera and smiled a knowing-but-friendly smile.
Friends: it is a joke. Clearly.
It is genius, that's what it is. Hysterical.
The man in the glasses had 3 drinks in 6 minutes - he'll be plastered by the time the other honoured guests arrive....
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