Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Fear not, legions of adoring fans: I am not dead

...I have however been slightly preoccupied, what with Christmas in Amsterdam, New Year in London, packing up and selling my flat in London, coming back to Montreal and working in advertising during the worst recession since the dawn of time.

I will be back once I have dealt with various ISSUES. In the meantime, do let me know if there is anything particular you would like to know; I have no energy to think of 'topics' myself, you see.

Yours in -21 ("feels like" -35)

NWM

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh excellent! I mean, on the not-dead bit which, in this economy is a fine bit of personal achievement. Unfortunately have no idea at all about topics, but really, congratulations on the whole breathing thing and heartfelt commiserations re marketing as I am right this moment procrastinating pulling together a mock up for a load of print stuff that will basically say, "oh! oh! ignore everything the econ weenies are telling you and spend loads and loads on this!"

Anonymous said...

If it is -21 then I think your legions should allow you to hibernate for a while anyway. If it is any consolation, some of us are selflessly doing our best to keep the world economy on track - I have just booked a holiday.

Totty Teabag said...

ISSUES? You have issue? How come these fruits of your loins have not been mentioned here? I quite understand that you might not want to give them an outing in sub-zero temperatures, but you might at least have dropped a hint that you had furry bundles clinging to your chest hair...

JonnyB said...

You've sold your flat!!!

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Oh Jonny it is not as simple as that!!!! But you have inspired a web-blog post!

And no dear Totty, I do not have children, simian or others, but I am currently developing a baby-shaped belly made of bread and cake.

And we're booking a holiday too. Yes!!!

Icy Mt. said...

Long live the Monkey! I had an excellent idea for another splendid monkey to send you. But that was last week and now I can't remember what it was. Be sure to wear mittens on your tiny little monkey hands so that you don't have to spend 3 weeks thawing out before you can type your next post.

Anonymous said...

Here I was feeling cold when I had no idea what you were enduring. I can't live in Canada because I hate mittens... This adoring fans appreciates YOUR issues because mine seem a bit smaller. Please, share!

tea and cake said...

Issues, issues, issues = blog material.
And, if you've sold your flat, does this mean we won't hear anymore of the twat from upstairs?

Anonymous said...

Welcome back NWM! And a very bonne annee nouvelle

Z said...

What happened to the cat?

punxxi said...

did you get a ring?

Unknown said...

i want to know when you realised that you were a MONKEY? did it come as a shock? had you been under the illusion that you were human, before finding out?

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