Thursday, December 13, 2007

Day 509: I Finish My Christmas Shopping

I have just seen this advertisement on the television and I am decided: for the gentlemen, one of these, so that they may touch me in an intimate style (unless we are blood relatives); for the ladies, another product I have just this second seen advertised on the CBC - The Mandle Candle:



No, I do not who (or what) mandle is (or was) either.

For the idiots I know (i.e. my brother, Runningmonkey, and my 'web friends'), a ram that you smear with liquid plop in order to encourage the growth of its luxurious coat of grass:



And do not that I have forgotten you, dear reader(s), for if you are a regular (i.e. you 'check in' up to and including fifty times a day) reader of this web-blog, you will be 'receiving a gift' from me from this 'premium store' as a little thank you for your ongoing loyalty in 2007.* You know you want it!










Happy days!




* Not really. My blog is gift enough.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes it is gift enough happy christmas ms monkey

Anonymous said...

The Chia ram is only the start of the wonderful and frightening universe of Chia.
Click on this to see the depths to which ChiaWorld extends.

Anonymous said...

man + candle = mandle

from the video, it looks to me like a mandle candle is a candle one lights when one wants to attract men

does this explanation earn me a gift from the twit palace now?

Mr Farty said...

I have just broken off from my job as Santas's Little Helper to say that those presents are the bestest ever. Thank You NWM!

WrathofDawn said...

Are you SURE you saw the mandle candle ad on CBC? That's not a Canadian accent...

And yes, your blog is gift enough. And thank you NMW.

And it's no more than 5 times a day. 10, tops.

Anonymous said...

I want a mandle - well, maybe a man to light my candle. Shit - just give me a candle.

Happy holidays.

Anonymous said...

but the best thing thay r sellin on there is open-x bcos thay actuallly work

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