As far as I can see, the only thing that's missing is a fully articulated 6ft LED reindeer with antlers spelling out, on the left, the word "S.T.I.N.G." and, on the right, the word "C.O.C.K". If I had such a thing, my Christmas happiness would surely be complete!
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I once watched about 10 minutes of Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Up until now, I had thought that that would be the gayest thing I would ever see.
what in COCK'S NAME is that!?
I say, gosh.
you can't have sting or cock. the office de la langue francaise would demand that you have it french.
either way, it doesn't look very country-fied at all. i feel jipped.
Do you genuinely think I live in a house that looks like that?
Where's the nekkid neighbor with the Santa hat on? (on what? would be the obvious next question I suppose...)
My neighborhood sports:
1 stalker snowman as seen in pic 2
7 reindeer - four of them "grazing," three as depicted in pic 1
1 st. Nick NOT as seen in pics 1 and 2 but of a tackiness entirely unimagined
1 angel who is positioned next to a swirly light christmas tree thing just right so that for two weeks I was convinced she was a holy monkey with a very impressive tail (I'm still disappointed)
40 kabillion strings of lights wrapped around anything that didn't protest loudly.
of course not. it would be colossally stupid of you - and anyone born in 1969 - to post a picture of the real house and/or a suitable substitute.
Well I thought it was and I'm pleased that yet again I have been proved gullible. I was a little concerned by the pathologist's brickwork. It simply didn't look sufficiently chi-chi for a monkey like your very good self to inhabit.
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Shiny.
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