Friday, November 02, 2007
Day 469: I Am Very Sad
All that effort on Wednesday night for no reason at all. I dressed up as Rick Wakeman and dipped thirty mini Mars bars in Ketamine (carefully re-sealing the packet afterwards), and how many 'local kiddies' came knocking? None, that's how many. I don't know why I bother. Ungrateful little shits.
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7 comments:
perhaps they read your blog beforehand?
Look on the bright side: thirty mini-Mars bars dipped in Ketamine. You'll be off your tits till Xmas.
I had seven. I wish I'd bought treats that I like better.
Bastards.
What er....did you do with the Mars bars?
I wish I'd known, I would have sent mine over for the night. They could do with a dose of Ketamine.
The 7 year old announced at breakfast that he wants an iPhone, like now.
Sorry. Been too fucked to reply to any of these. Good weekend, though.
Did you have a pumpkin at the door? You need a pumpkin in Canaydia...
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