You are going as the magic of apples, as represented by an ordinary person, who, on scrumping, was turned into a giant straw gingerbread man with a hat.
I've been trying to think of the name of that funny little feller who used to do sports quizzes in the 80s. He was called something like Eamonn, but not. Irish. Short. Squashed face. Him.
And I have now been reminded (by a comment above) of one of my favourite multi-part jokes:
Q: What do you call a man with a wooden head? A: Edward
Q: What do you call a man with two wooden heads? A: Edward Wood
Q: What do you call a man with three wooden heads? A: Edward Woodward
Q: What do you call a man with four wooden heads? A: I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.
Emlyn Hughes? He was a captain on Question of Sport in the '80s. He wasn't Irish though, I don't think. He had a bit of a squashy face. He's dead.
Eamonn Holmes is Irish, but not dead (not that being dead was a criteria) and I don't think he does sports quizzes ... although he has hosted tv quizzes of some sort. He usually sticks to crap morning tv. He has a big fat head, which could probably be squashed without much problem. I'd prefer to use a vice than bare hands, of course.
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The scarecrow off the Wizard of Oz?
http://www.stuffedlegends.com/images/ozboyd.jpg
A window?
Sean Hughes?
Looks like a gingerbread person... that's the best guess I had, don't laugh.
Snow White's mother in law.
You're holding an apple, and it is magic. Proof.
You are going as the magic of apples, as represented by an ordinary person, who, on scrumping, was turned into a giant straw gingerbread man with a hat.
Edward Woodward.
I don't know WHAT it is, but it scares the bejaysus out of me!
no.. Ewar Woowar surely
Erm. Mind the open flames and that then won't you?
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fnon-workingmonkey.blogspot.com%2F
Bizzarre. Fo sho, mutha.
I've been trying to think of the name of that funny little feller who used to do sports quizzes in the 80s. He was called something like Eamonn, but not. Irish. Short. Squashed face. Him.
And I have now been reminded (by a comment above) of one of my favourite multi-part jokes:
Q: What do you call a man with a wooden head?
A: Edward
Q: What do you call a man with two wooden heads?
A: Edward Wood
Q: What do you call a man with three wooden heads?
A: Edward Woodward
Q: What do you call a man with four wooden heads?
A: I don't know, but Edward Woodward would.
Fucking love that joke, Clare, but not as much as I like this site gizoogled. Anon: I salute you
I have two possible candidates for Clare:
Emlyn Hughes? He was a captain on Question of Sport in the '80s. He wasn't Irish though, I don't think. He had a bit of a squashy face. He's dead.
Eamonn Holmes is Irish, but not dead (not that being dead was a criteria) and I don't think he does sports quizzes ... although he has hosted tv quizzes of some sort. He usually sticks to crap morning tv. He has a big fat head, which could probably be squashed without much problem. I'd prefer to use a vice than bare hands, of course.
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