Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Day 413: I Apply For My Next Working Position

Tomorrow is my last day at my job! But no matter, for I have applied for another one. I am really excited about it. It is a store manager position, with good prospects for promotion, healthcare benefits and two weeks' holiday per year.

Here is my dream future new employer's promotional video:



I really hope they have a branch in Montreal!*





* My future new home (as regular readers are by now painfully aware).

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Used cock rings - ewwwwww.

Looking forward to What Non Working Monkey Did Next.

Anonymous said...

I happen to know they have a branch in Montreal. I travel there regularly (well, I don't actually live in Montreal) in order to deposit (yuck) my used cock rings.

CRCB1987 said...

Which leg of the chicken do they usually go on?

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Back left cockleg.

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