I should like to say, in his defence, that this is a bright dog who is usually far too cool to be undignified. He would be mortified if he knew that activities, carried out in the privacy of one's own home, had been made available to the World.
However, if there is the chance of a crumb or two of potato chip, or a grain of salt, he knows exactly how to get them, including the special double-shove-against-immobile-object to obtain the last nanocrumb. Then, of course, there is the two-paw removal manoeuvre, before nonchalantly repositioning ears by an elegant shake of the head.
And no, nor do I know why he was called a "good boy".
P.S. If anyone makes this available to TV's "Animals do the Funniest Things" or whatever it's called, the dog sues.
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It did not disappoint. Thank you.
My pleasure. I am sure it will be a worldwide smash hit.
Hah, brilliant. I love the way dogs have no shame at all.
I should like to say, in his defence, that this is a bright dog who is usually far too cool to be undignified. He would be mortified if he knew that activities, carried out in the privacy of one's own home, had been made available to the World.
However, if there is the chance of a crumb or two of potato chip, or a grain of salt, he knows exactly how to get them, including the special double-shove-against-immobile-object to obtain the last nanocrumb. Then, of course, there is the two-paw removal manoeuvre, before nonchalantly repositioning ears by an elegant shake of the head.
And no, nor do I know why he was called a "good boy".
P.S. If anyone makes this available to TV's "Animals do the Funniest Things" or whatever it's called, the dog sues.
The dog's a spazzer. End of.
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