But what is this?! The taste of regret is intensifying as I remember this offer (an offer I did not take up at the time), seen in a pharmacy in French Canadia: a tiny, living (but sleeping) cat, free with every purchase of Listerine tabs!
You may think this offer strange. I do not, for before entering said pharmacy, I had a foretaste of the variety of delights contained therein:
Nice mossy enbonpoint, I'm sure you'll agree. And best of all, she has some other verdant friends to admire it!
I find myself moved once again to say: Hoorah for French Canadia!
2 comments:
Those are not cats, for heaven's sake. They are guinea pigs!
They can't be cats, not live ones at any rate - they would climb out of their basket and cause havoc. As would guinea pigs.
I think you are telling porkies, and quite possibly guinea ones, at that.
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