As ever, no prizes, but I will tell you if you guess correctly. And no, it's not the cow.
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Day 255: I Go To A Two Year Old's Birthday Party
I have just looked at this photograph, taken earlier today, and noticed something strange. Can you see it too? Something that shouldn't be on a table with sugar- and potato-based traditional birthday party comestibles?
As ever, no prizes, but I will tell you if you guess correctly. And no, it's not the cow.
As ever, no prizes, but I will tell you if you guess correctly. And no, it's not the cow.
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It'll be the slightly tall & slender glass in the background, that might possibly hold innocuous apple juice, but is more likely to be a parental wine container, given the general inadvisability of leting two-year-olds loose with Real Glass?
P.S. What cow?
You fed gherkins to children ? Actual vegetable matter ? I'm surprised that didn't cause the 2-year olds to riot.
Is it wrong that I really like that table?. I've been looking for one like that for ages. Sorry, totallly off track I know.
VERY FEW CHILDREN there. Just actual relations, including a charming 26 month old who sat and stared at the cake longingly for half an hour without moving.
Johnnyboy, you are of course right, and win the prize - that I have now decided to award. Anything you'd like in particular?
it'll be something to do with banjos, I'll bet!
Is it too late to enter?
I think it's the tea-towel. Traditional headgear of the terrorist. Have you notified the authorities that Osama bin Laden is working undercover as a childrens' party clown?
Osama the clown has also left some Small Explosive Devices!
Have you undertaken a Risk Assessment on the Rainbow Bubbles? And I'll bet those cashew nuts *may* contain nuts.
i was most worried by the tea towel - because of the oppression and drudgery it implies.
gherkins and an empty wine glass! which child has been quaffing champagne?
Ok - I have to pop in out of nowhere to say it's the raisins.
If a two-year old (or, perhaps, an adult) sticks a raisin up his/her nose, it will take on moisture and swell to enormous proportions and might possibly require a hospital visit to remove it. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.
Also, if they fall on a pine floor and get squished, they resemble knots in the wood and may go undetected as squashed raisins for days. Or weeks. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.
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