Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Non-workingmonkey's Handy Hints, No. 2
Do not stuff a packet of oatcakes in an already-crowded cupboard whilst not looking, otherwise twelve bottles of herbs and spices in glass jars, a tin of tomatoes and a jar of out-of-date Harvey Nichols blackcurrant jam (that you got in a 'gift hamper' in 2003), will fall on your head.
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yup . . . in my case a bottle of soya sauce came clunking down after i stuffed in a box of green tea . . .
And (I discovered this morning), do not try and get out of the bath with your hands full, otherwise you will slip on your cheap bath oil (birthday's on 19th October - Jo Malone Nutmeg and Ginger's me favourite, if anyone's wondering what to get me and worried that I might have to put up with cheap bath oil for much longer) and hurt your leg, whilst the gormless cat sits fatly by, squeaking.
You share the same birthday as my niece - which is nice.
Problem is how to get the Jo Malone unguents to you
C/0 Anuja @ Holmes Place?
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