Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Non-workingmonkey's Handy Hints, No. 1

Do not skip (using a skipping rope) for the first time in 26 years if you have a full bladder.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Accident waiting to happen?

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Waiting?

Anonymous said...

I've only known you about a week, I cant go asking you if you've just wet your knickers now can I?

What kind of boy do you think I am?

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

A pervy one.

Anonymous said...

Based on what exactly - a my sock supply advice?

You've got me all wrong I tell ya

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Proof?

Anonymous said...

If proof were needed - you were the one skipping with a full bladder.

I ask you (eclaimation mark / point deleted)

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

That doesn't make me a perv. It makes me stupid. BIG DIFFERENCE. You knows it, clart.

Anonymous said...

Was the skipping instigated by Anuja as part of your fitness regime or otherwise?

Can we have the back story on this one please?

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Anuja: Right babes, we're going to try skipping.
Me: Fuck off, I haven't done that since 1979.
Anuja: It's like riding a bike.
Me: No it's not.
Anuja: Try it.
Me: OK.

I start skipping, and cannot stop.

Anuja: That's very impressive, babes.
Me: Ha hahahahahahahahahahah ha ha ha ha ha! (hysterical with glee like 5 year old after 2lbs of Haribo)
Anuja: Keep going!
Me: No. No more skipping. It's that it for the day then?

Anonymous said...

No excuse NWM. Try that after a couple of children - bladder doesn't even need to be full!!
TMI maybe?
(shutting up)

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

I was very surprised, put it that way.

Anonymous said...

How extraordinary that this Hint should receive so many more comments that the extremely useful Hint no. 2. I wonder why? No don't answer that.

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