Anuja: Right babes, we're going to try skipping. Me: Fuck off, I haven't done that since 1979. Anuja: It's like riding a bike. Me: No it's not. Anuja: Try it. Me: OK.
I start skipping, and cannot stop.
Anuja: That's very impressive, babes. Me: Ha hahahahahahahahahahah ha ha ha ha ha! (hysterical with glee like 5 year old after 2lbs of Haribo) Anuja: Keep going! Me: No. No more skipping. It's that it for the day then?
13 comments:
Accident waiting to happen?
Waiting?
I've only known you about a week, I cant go asking you if you've just wet your knickers now can I?
What kind of boy do you think I am?
A pervy one.
Based on what exactly - a my sock supply advice?
You've got me all wrong I tell ya
Proof?
If proof were needed - you were the one skipping with a full bladder.
I ask you (eclaimation mark / point deleted)
That doesn't make me a perv. It makes me stupid. BIG DIFFERENCE. You knows it, clart.
Was the skipping instigated by Anuja as part of your fitness regime or otherwise?
Can we have the back story on this one please?
Anuja: Right babes, we're going to try skipping.
Me: Fuck off, I haven't done that since 1979.
Anuja: It's like riding a bike.
Me: No it's not.
Anuja: Try it.
Me: OK.
I start skipping, and cannot stop.
Anuja: That's very impressive, babes.
Me: Ha hahahahahahahahahahah ha ha ha ha ha! (hysterical with glee like 5 year old after 2lbs of Haribo)
Anuja: Keep going!
Me: No. No more skipping. It's that it for the day then?
No excuse NWM. Try that after a couple of children - bladder doesn't even need to be full!!
TMI maybe?
(shutting up)
I was very surprised, put it that way.
How extraordinary that this Hint should receive so many more comments that the extremely useful Hint no. 2. I wonder why? No don't answer that.
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