I have just eaten half a pound of peas. I'm not sure why. I just felt like it. Peas were what I wanted, so ate them. Otherwise today I have eaten some toast and Marmite, and half a fairy cake that someone made me spit out. (No-one likes fairy cakes, including me, but they looked nice.)
Other foodstuffs I have Almost Uncontrollable Urges For Sometimes include:
1. Penne with anchovies, garlic, chili and broccoli
2. Roast chicken
3. Green beans with garlic
4. Roast salmon
5. Cadbury's Buttons
7. Cold hotel toast (despite being thwarted at every turn, I SHALL eat it again)
8. Hula-Hoops (plain)
9. Miracle Pudding (only my mother has enough Power in her hands to make the Miracle Happen)
10. My friend Anna's mother's salad dressing (untasted since c. 1987)
11. French bread in France with French butter with big salty crystals in and Marmite, just to add to the saltiness.
Come to think of it, I think I may buy a Salt Block and lick it all day like an aged horse in a field. I'd be happy with that, I reckon.
And now I shall kick up my heels, toss my mane, and go and roast some carrots.
3 comments:
Peas are addictive. French butter is brilliant. Coldplay are over-rated. There are no words to describe the awfulness of Keane.
As ever, we Think As One.
Yes go eat some proper food. I fell for Birds Eye's ad on frozen soya beans. I can report they are very dull, bit like a saturated green broad bean.
I made pears with chocolate, very easy, half pear, core it, add a wee square of vg chocolate, and put it on pile of filo or good puff pastry and cut round in the shape of an even bigger pear. egg wash, and bake til golden brown and oozing choc, serve with good ice cream.
French butter is lovely, and French bread, and French pastries, and well everything, except their offal sauages.
Salad dressing, my fav is olive oil, balsamic vinegar, honey and some grain mustard, this is very good on raw grated celeriac.
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