"Why the downgrade from twat to cunt?", I hear you cry. Quite simple, my friends. His music choice in the last half hour has included Coldplay, shit-period U2, and FUCKING KEANE. I don't hate hate hate Coldplay, although I don't listen to them by choice; but I do not want to hear 'Fix You' six times in a row, accompanied by the sound of furniture dragging across technically-illegal laminate floorboards, random banging and sawing, and small irregular crashes.
His life is over.
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