I overheard two blokes on the way in:
Bloke 1: How do you pronounce that then?
Bloke 2: Pierre ...
Bloke 1: Hoo ...hoo ...
Bloke 2: Hoog?
Bloke 1: Hoogey?
Bloke 2: Huey?
Bloke 1: Like the bloke in 'Fun Lovin' Criminals'?
Bloke 2: Maybe.
We looked at all his things, but our favourite was a film that was described thus: "The view is limited to two windows, conveying a mood of isolation, which is heightened by the presence of a single, animatronic penguin." It looked sort of like this:
We thought it was good, but maybe not as good as my drawing.
3 comments:
Indeed, I've always felt that an animatronic penguin profoundly heightened my sense of isolation.
Judging from your work, I think you're ready for your own show. I can write your catalogue if you want, I'm good with pseudo-intellectual gibberish and proficient at using thesaurus.com.
If you're very lucky, you can see the jellybeans.
Jellybeans are good for college projects, but if you want to be serious about it I suggest you shift your efforts towards either one of the essential ingredients of modern art: rotting meat, or excrement. If you can find a particularly offensive way of combining both, your career is made.
Either that or make sculptures of giant babies.
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