I'm not religious and that, but I reckon Jesus was probably a nice enough bloke. However, it seems that Jesus has been getting a bit frisky of late: apparently he woke up a sleeping 50 year old man called Larry Van Pelt (hem) in Florida and told him that he wanted him to do some "special drawings". Or, more specifically,
"drawings depicting ordinary people in their everyday environment . . . . with one important addition: the presence of Jesus Christ and His involvement in those routine activities". What's so extraordinary about this particular religious experience is that our Larry couldn't draw at all before the Lord paid him a special visit, but look at him now - don't you just want to touch Jesus' hair?
Not sure about this one though - he seems to have forgotten Jesus' legs.
And look - He is even with yellow clowns, which seems a bit much, frankly.
Larry's idea is that everyone - no matter what job they do - should know that Jesus is always with them. He has ten years to complete his project, and so far he's covered off insurance clerks, bank tellers, carpet layers and many more. You can see if you can find your job
here. I've written to Larry asking if Jesus is with the unemployed, but he hasn't written back yet. Fingers crossed, eh?
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I wanna see Jesus with a vet.
Your prayers have been answered. Look at page 2 of Larry's site for a vet tending a lovely, but poorly, collie. I also like the french horn, and the welder.
With a collie ! What a hopeless wuss, that Van Pelt - he probably still carries his security blanket everywhere he goes.
If he had any hint of what real life is about, he would have pictured the vet like this.
Is that the real Jesus holding the tail?
Maybe - in any case, if he was doing his job right he'd have told the vet to pull his pants up a bit.
Boys, boys. Running monkey. You sound very familiar. Cough. JB, where do you get these photographs?
Google Image search, dear. It's done wonders for my feeble powers of amusement.
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