Saturday, August 26, 2006

Day 48: I Discover The Secret Of Rapid Weight Loss

Rick Gallop, Rosemary Conley, Dr Atkins, Montignac: they are all fools. Listen to me, and me alone. There is only one way to lose 10lbs in under 3 seconds. Ready?

1. Eat less.
2. Move around more.
3. Invite someone into your home who weighs themselves on your scales, then comes out of the bathroom saying: "Did you know your scales are broken? They're at least ten pounds over."

Result.

1 comment:

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