Day 16: I Am Under Attack

What is that tickling the back of my neck? Is it my enormously fat cat, who you can hear coming from 10 feet and who has, in the past, woken me up just by walking? Has he suddenly become agile, and crept up behind me to tickle me with his facewhiskers? No. It is an Enormous Flying Ant, at least the length of my little fingernail. Aargh! Aaargh! Get OFF! What next? LOCUSTS?