I have just written the following email:
"Our apt is like a dust bowl with 100 year old floorboards in which animals live. No joke. Husband put on shoes, went to work, was in car, thought O my shoe is a bit uncomfortable, took off his shoe, put it on the seat next to him and a mouse popped out. (He set it free.) Anyway I was looking for a cleaner and one of them used the attached picture to advertise her services. Basically if I hire her I get to wear a turban and get massaged by a cat. Massive WIN."
In other news, my series of Royal Looky-Likeys is going pretty well, even though I only have one. Here it is:
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| Cat in Melon Hat |
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| HRH Queen Elizabeth II at the investiture of the Prince of Wales |
Pip "That 11am start date isn't much use to the peoples of the Commonwealth on GMT -5!!" Pip
NWM
3 comments:
I think the cat looks like Princess Margaret. All that's missing is the fag and the diamonds.
Good luck with cleaner search. You could always just get a cat? I know a nice one with a penchant for green melon headwear?
Ali xxxx
Hmmm. Apparently prior to being be-turbaned you have to be carefully run over with a steamroller - either that or the massagey thing is a bit more enthusiastic than normal. I'd be cautious.
Do you know what, ladies, I am genuinely surprised that this post did not receive over 10000 comments. I mean - a cat! In a turban!
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