Thursday, January 06, 2011

I am invited to a Christian nudist brownie bake-off (no aprons)

For once, there is nothing to say. You can see this comment "in situ" by looking (with your eyes) at my last post.




If you are interested in finding out more about getting closer to God through nudity and food, here is a link to "Christian Naturists", the website mentioned above.   (Last time I looked, there was a comment entitled "What about Ham?".  I don't think they were talking about the pig-based meat product.)

**UPDATE** I am always the first to encourage new Christian naturist bloggers. Following a recent comment from (the possibly existing in my imagination only) Keith Van Graff of Tucson, Arizona, might I recommend As God Intended, a new blog set up by Keith and his wife, Maureen? 

12 comments:

Z said...

I think there's a point to argue over whether God intended us to cook in the nude. Undoubtedly, there was a time when primitive man prepared food before clothing had been thought of, but in those days cooking may not have been invented either. Which came first, clothing or cooking? And did God want us to have either - or both - of them?

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure that clothing predates ovens, so if God wants us to bake - and I'm fairly confident that He approves of brownies - then he may well allow us the comfort of an apron while we do so.

Amy said...

This is my favourite thing I have ever seen on the internet, including the video of the shocked mouse.

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Z - I have no words. Am shrieking.

Amy - I am delighted. I am so, so hoping it is not a joke.

Wendy said...

Can anyone enlighten me as to why a nudist website sees the need to sell T-shirts?

Bizarre.

Miss Mohair said...

Those nudist Christians have matching shower sandals.

Also, "some gentlemen submitted photos that appeared as though they had at least partial erections (NOT acceptable!)"

Megan said...

I would think that the simple word "splatter" when combined with "hot oil" would be enough to discourage even the most ardent naturist cook.

punxxi said...

omg that is the funniest thing, ever

Anonymous said...

Yes, I wanna go.Yes, I always hang out to nudist beach and resorts. I also look for my partners on a nudist site called nudistkiss.com.Why not look for some partners and hang out with them?

Keith and Maureen van Graff said...

Hello everybody.
I have been so inspired by your blog and your words of goodwill my wife Maureen and I last night started our very own weB-LOG.
We're just newbies so don't jump all over us at once but I hope you'll link to us and share your lives with ours
Love and light
Keith (asgodintended)

http://asgodintendedustolive.blogspot.com/

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Hello Keith and Maureen and welcome.

I am delighted that I (and my loyal readers and fans) have been such a source of inspiration to you both, and wish you and your weB-BLOG every success.

I am sure that none of us will jump all over you at once, but if we do, rest assured that we will do it fully clothed (or at least wearing a clean apron).

With all good wishes

NWM

P.S. Your hunch was right - I am not a Christian.

Zoe said...

Sorry for the buzzkill, but the beanie baby collecting and recreational trampolining make it hard for me to buy that it is not a joke. If I'm wrong, I apologize for causing offense.

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

I am saying NOTHING, other than add the accountancy in there and ....

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