I look up "Ottawan" on Wikipedia

I do not know why Ottawan were in my head but they were, and the usual question was hanging unanswered in the perfumed air around my monkey face. "Can it be true? Are Ottawan from Ottawa?". I know they are not, but still I go to the online Wikipedia to look them up.

But what is this? It seems I am not the first to think there may be a connection!

D.I.S.C.O. indeed.

In other Canadian news, regular readers waiting for more informations about my romantic minibreak in one of New Hampshire's foremost forefront family luxury resort hotel complexes will be interested to know that it was so very good that the Prime Minster of Canada, Mr Stephen Harper*, was happy to give up two nights of his time to play "Baker Street" with Fast Forward, the in-hotel band, in exchange for two nights' all-inclusive (excluding alcohol) full board fun (with view of lake).

Here he is, winding his way down-a Baker Street, light in his head and dead on his feet. Behind the camera, I am drinking man-strength gin and tonics through a bendy straw.

I know the picture is dark, but Mr Harper, PM of Canadia, is clearly right there before your very eyes having a 'toot'.

Tomorrow I am going to London. I may/may not write about it, depending on whether it is still interesting or not.

Pip pip!

NWM



* quite the most ghastly little man and so dull too, particularly when one considers that the Prime Minister of Canadia could soon be MICHAEL IGNATIEFF.