Earlier cakes (i.e. my 'fruit cake') were - how shall I put this? - a visual metaphor for this web-blog, i.e. my readers (you) sitting in a circle listening to a monkey in a fez (me).
This cake, however, is something different: a gigantic festive log, almost 6 ft long, made mainly of mascarpone and Sharffen Berger chocolate (approx. 57kg) upon which I sit, deep in thought. (You can tell I am lost in thought because I have not noticed the light snow flurry that has passed over.)
But why am I deep in thought? Because I am thinking of all the things I am going to do next year, that is why. Some of them involve a baker called Dominique Homo, and some of them are things I will tell you.
Pip pip!
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