Wednesday, July 01, 2009

I am experimenting with advertising

Please forgive me whilst I try and earn one cent a day from carrying hideously unattractive advertising on this web-blog. With any luck, most of it will be for prosthetic monkey limbs, wedding photographers and Greek statue suppliers which would be amusing in and of itself, but already I feel grubby, and already my web-blog (to my eye anyway) looks cheaper; the web-blog equivalent of, say, Leslie Ash after she had her lips done.

Let me explain: regular readers will be aware that I give back to society every day by working in an advertising agency (an industry in which one does well not to take oneself too seriously). As we spend quite a lot of time giving people on advice on, for e.g., "web strategy" and suggest they do things like "banner advertising" and what-have-you, I have decided to see how it works "live" and from the consumer-interface-first-hand-experience/experiential widget clickthrough type dimension. (So far, so good: I press some buttons and then apparently the Google will send me a cheque. Result!)

In the meantime, if you want to know what Andrew Lloyd-Weber and Clive Owen thought of this blog and how much Will Self likes me, scroll up and down a bit on the right.

Pip pip

NWM

**UPDATE** I literally couldn't bear it, and took them down. If you missed it and give two hoots, it looked like this:

5 comments:

Megan said...

Hmmmm... either I happened to miss the whole thing or Firefox's rather brilliant ad blocker plus is doing its thing so well there isn't even a trace. However, I've never quite understood why it's a bad thing to make a penny or two off your own excellent writing?

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

They may not be up yet - they'll go where that 'get a blog' blob is I think. I'm all for making money out of writing (what a life!), I just think they look so shite (on this blog, in this way) that ... yes, well.

Indigo said...

Ah, there they are, the ads. Funnily enough, at the moment they are advertising engagement rings.

Totty Teabag said...

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So how about you start paying us for our opinions? Assuming the pay rate is high enough to justify our paying you 35p up front...

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

No, I will not pay you for your opinions.

I am however going to take the ads down. They are VERY annoying, and very cheap.

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