For ladies of "C-cup or larger", you may want to order your Kush.
Third of all, I know for a fact that you will, each and every one of you, very much enjoy grabbing your nuts and following me.
But first, back to wedding planning, where today's difficult choice is: which place card holders? Adirondack chairs, or barbecue equipment?
If all else fails, perhaps I can ask Angela Fiebelkorn for help. On the other hand, she's pissed on my "get each guest to give me $200 on their way out" bonfire, so maybe I shouldn't listen to a word she says.
6 comments:
can't you find little monkey card holders???
Chairs, totally. They bring back happy memories of an old television ad for hemorrhoid cream involving flames and a tatty recliner.
I'd grab my nuts and follow you but they are still engaged in that stupid chair like a Kush between... You get the idea, "Sugar Bush" Squirrel indeed, you should be ashamed of yourself. But since I still love you Monkey:
Another Splendid Monkey
"Height adjustable table and Sally make a good match".
I think the hamburger buns are slightly classier than the chairs.
Oh, those links are glorious. I particularly like the genital-friendly chair. Thank you.
Good news, loyal fanbase: I've found the perfect place card holders, made of purest air, suspended only with the force that bending a piece of cardboard can give. phew.
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