But I have been distracted:
1. Buying and moving into new flat;
2. See (1);
3. Work;
4. Misc.
I will be back soon, including a rationale on why the word 'twinkle' should be banned.
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now this i cannot WAIT for!
incidentally, dear monkey, i would LOVE you to explain, some day, how it was that you discovered your simian self? it fascinates me.
I spent worthwhile minutes the other day deciding that 'flaccid' is definitely the most horrible word ever created ever.
And lest aspersions be cast, I was at work and NOT with any significantly otherwise types. So it might say something about those with whom I work but def not about those with whom I sleep.
Since I am American, I must ask: Is it ironic when a Non-workingmonkey is too busy working to post on her blog? Or is it just unfortunate circumstance?
See points 1, 2 and 4 above. 3 was of little relevance in the overall picture, shall we say ...
Forgive me, upon pondering this situation while sipping on a pint of pilsner and drawing upon my small water pipe, I suppose that points 1 and 2 would fall in to the category of work rather than the more Insidious and Soul Rotting category of Work. Misc. certainly sounds like fun and I hope to get up to loads of it this weekend.
yeah, it's the misc. that is no doubt the more interesting aspect of it all.
Icy I love you so much you can say what you want, when you want, forever. Re. water pipe - any good?
Megan - I give you "smear". Worse? Or better?
Misc. Misc. Misc.
Oh dear. Hadn't thought about smear. I will have to sit down with charts and possibly a small portable calculator to work out the relative vileness of smear vs flaccid.
Was actually having fascinating and intellectual discussion on 'flaccid' as a horrible word with someone just this weekend which resulted in the experimental shouting of said horrible word at near top voice whilst doing dishes in his parents's kitchen. Fortunately they are a) deafish and b) intelligent enough to keep a wooden sculpture of a hand making a very rude gesture lovingly displayed amongst the porcelain nick-knacks.
Do you mean "twinkle" in the sense that Jordan used it in recent photoshoot:"I'll take my knickers off, but I'm not showing you inside my twinkle"? Or in the more conventional - and more horrifying - "He had a twinkle in his eye" (a thought that Jordan must find very confusing)?
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