Get the first one - pretty pretty princess - then as soon as the vows are said, rip it off to reveal something like the third. A married woman, ready to dance!
Or maybe the dress itself could be transformable, that's a lot of fabric that could be rearranged. Hmmm.
Oh! The moldy one! And have a pulley system so you can lift up the hem at key moments in the ceremony and release various amusing creatures you've stashed away in there.
I admit #3 is also very tasteful but something about it makes me think you'd spend the whole day with your lady bits in a fabric vise and frankly that would make it difficult to enjoy the prawn cocktails.
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or # 3 that is pretty hot!
Get the first one - pretty pretty princess - then as soon as the vows are said, rip it off to reveal something like the third. A married woman, ready to dance!
Or maybe the dress itself could be transformable, that's a lot of fabric that could be rearranged. Hmmm.
They all look similar to me. Hmm, is there a theme emerging here?
I don't care what you wear, do you need a florist? :)
Oh! The moldy one! And have a pulley system so you can lift up the hem at key moments in the ceremony and release various amusing creatures you've stashed away in there.
I admit #3 is also very tasteful but something about it makes me think you'd spend the whole day with your lady bits in a fabric vise and frankly that would make it difficult to enjoy the prawn cocktails.
Number 1, obviously, to show off your shapely waist. And it won't clash with my mauve, polyester, mother-of-the-monkey outfit
After the wedding, you could use all that fabric to make those frilly Austrian blinds you have always wanted for your boudoir.
I like Megan's idea. I think you'd look mighty fine in that, with opportunities to be thoroughly naughty to boot.
All 3. You know you want to.
It is decided!! I am wearing them all underneath a monkey suit, and then I will give them to MonkeyMother to turn into knickers!!!
What a result.
You know what happens if you wear polyester knickers. Best you stick with the Austrian blinds.
You know what happens if you wear polyester knickers. Best you stick with the Austrian blinds.
#1, Cheerful pink wedding dress
#2, Great lace-up Spanish wedding dress
#3, Sexy pink strapless wedding dress
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