Please tell me this clipping is from a joke newspaper? That much hilarity cannot be real. Not that the dead dog is hilarious, but you know what I mean.
The intruder had a gun, a camcorder and some poisonous mushrooms. And happened to stumble across a man in a basement having some hands on DVD action.
Something here doesn't add up. Sounds like the bloke was up to no good with his dog, accidently killed it, then came up with a cover story so unlikely that it could almost be true...
People! Once again you've missed the obvious. It is clearly a post-modern satirical political analogy.
Man = humanity Pornographic movie = modern media Wanking = mindlessly shouting 'global warming my left nut!' at the screen Intruder = politician of your choice (alternately substitute celebrity reporter) Mushrooms = political rhetoric/empty but strangely convincing sound byte Dog = final remaining brain cell capable of independent thought.
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johnnyboy - interesting that you would go right for the film. Also interesting that you called it a videotape rather than assuming the gentleman was using a DVD player with its freeze-frame capabilities and higher resolution...
it's right there in my comment:
"Pornographic movie = modern media"
The actual content depends on the wanker involved. 'Round here that might be, for example, Bill O'Reilly.
Not knowing your tastes, I'm a little nervous about recommendations, but you might take a look at this:
I walk into the room hoping to share my wit and sharp grasp of... um... ah... stuff, but then I'm blown away by the sharp comments of your readers - and decide to STFU!
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Please tell me this clipping is from a joke newspaper? That much hilarity cannot be real. Not that the dead dog is hilarious, but you know what I mean.
I see that it happened in the States and if it happened there, I'll believe anything.
The intruder had a gun, a camcorder and some poisonous mushrooms. And happened to stumble across a man in a basement having some hands on DVD action.
Something here doesn't add up. Sounds like the bloke was up to no good with his dog, accidently killed it, then came up with a cover story so unlikely that it could almost be true...
THANK YOU for cheering me up on this overcast Friday :)
People! Once again you've missed the obvious. It is clearly a post-modern satirical political analogy.
Man = humanity
Pornographic movie = modern media
Wanking = mindlessly shouting 'global warming my left nut!' at the screen
Intruder = politician of your choice (alternately substitute celebrity reporter)
Mushrooms = political rhetoric/empty but strangely convincing sound byte
Dog = final remaining brain cell capable of independent thought.
Megan, the two-year long U.S. electoral campaigns are clearly getting to you.
But what does the videotape stand for ?
And more importantly, where can I find it on Youtube ?
Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is very interesting, congratulations :-). I will add in my blogroll =). If possible gives a last there on my blog, it is about the Webcam, I hope you enjoy. The address is http://webcam-brasil.blogspot.com. A hug.
No one ever says that I am likeable. I am sad.
johnnyboy - interesting that you would go right for the film. Also interesting that you called it a videotape rather than assuming the gentleman was using a DVD player with its freeze-frame capabilities and higher resolution...
it's right there in my comment:
"Pornographic movie = modern media"
The actual content depends on the wanker involved. 'Round here that might be, for example, Bill O'Reilly.
Not knowing your tastes, I'm a little nervous about recommendations, but you might take a look at this:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806533
I walk into the room hoping to share my wit and sharp grasp of... um... ah... stuff, but then I'm blown away by the sharp comments of your readers - and decide to STFU!
NWM, I saw this and thought of you:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-%26-entertainment/sting's-next-album-will-be-'just-awful'-critics-predict-20080228759/
nothing to do with this post but hey.
This made me snort red wine all over my keyboard. Thought you should know. I may charge you if the damage is permanent.
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